Slapped arse…
My close friend Amo was heading back to NYC a few weeks back and text me from the airport. He said he heard a girl describe her tan as she was just back from holiday.
“I look like a slapped arse”
Isn’t there an Irish website with stuff people over heard on it. Can’t think of it - I must ask Uncle Google.
UPDATE - I just found Feck Off.net

I think the site you’re thinking of is Overheardindublin.com!